index message archive theme
Please pick 1 post size.



Well it does nothing to my 80000000 goal but I’m certainly not opposed.

80000000 is a little excessive, you know? 

We probably won’t reach your goal but I’ll make it up to you. I have ways.


Do you think you could take eight times a day

Probably not =/ I’d need more time to like. Take naps and stuff. And shower.

Plus what if I decide I wanna blow you instead.




If I blew you four times a day it would take over fifty thousand years for me to do it 80,000,000 times.

We have a lot of work ahead of us then wow.
Might as well get an early start.


do you actually have 80000000 dicks for me to suck because I’d do it




Yeah. But only because I like you.

[John wastes no times wrapping his arm around Daniel’s waist, tugging him closer and sighing softly as he pressed his face against his roommate’s shoulder. What the fuck. Who even does that.]

[Cute boys do that, that’s who. Daniel lets out a happy little sound as he settles himself in the bed, kissing gently at John’s hair, his cheek, eventually his lips. Hi I am here.]

Well, I like you too, so. Cool.


pros of having tummy chub:

  • keeps u warm in winter
  • its soft and nice to cuddle with
  • super fun to play with!!!!!!
  • its cute as heck
  • something to grab onto for comfort (or during sexual activities woah!!!!!)
  • super kissable and looks amazing with hickeys
  • jiggly!!!!!!!!!

cons of having tummy chub:

  • nothing



You’re such a loser.

Says the guy who’s about to let me into his bed.

[Dives into bed hello. It is time for snuggles and blanket nests and maybe some sleepy sex.]